BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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un: theprofessional

[sg09r]

Ugh, that asshole? I hear he’s responsible for rum that’s barely drinkable, so I’m not surprised.

[wiseoldbartender]

Barely drinkable just means people weren't fuckin' trying hard enough. Don't blame the poor rum, Leon.

[sg09r]

I’m not blaming the rum. The guy’s a dick, he broke up with a friend’s current fiancé on a romantic cruise.

[Somewhere Edward Kenway is sneezing into his vinegar.]

[ not here ]

[crisantemo]

[ GOD THEY CAN NEVER TELL HIM!!! ]

[wiseoldbartender]

I can't keep on track with any of you fuckers and your complicated love tangles you got going on. Which one was this?

[sg09r]

Ask Lapis! She and Jinwoo were on that same cruise, they saw it all.

[wiseoldbartender]

Pass. HARD fuckin' pass. I'm not asking my kid what happened on a romantic cruise she was on.

[sg09r]

Then why are you asking me? I came in after the cruise, I’ve only got this info secondhand.

[wiseoldbartender]

You mentioned it, fuckass. Aren't you supposed to be a fuckin' detective?

[sg09r]

For my cases, yeah! This isn’t a case, this is just something Lapis told me.

[And Lapis would never lie to him.]

[wiseoldbartender]

Huh uh. Sounds like an excuse for shoddy detective work if you ask me.

[sg09r]

We all have our off days, Husk.

[wiseoldbartender]

Bullshit. I haven't seen you take a day off in all the time I've known you.

[sg09r]

Maybe I take days off now. You don't know. [No he doesn't. The only reason why he went to the island in the first place was to get that damned bracelet off himself.] Anyway, you think I'm gonna ask my friend more details about the shithead who broke his fiancé's heart?

[wiseoldbartender]

Uh-huh. Sure. I'll believe that when I see it. [He does not believe it for a second.] I dunno. Guess that depends on how curious you are. Or if you wanna... fuckin' defend his honour or some shit. You seem like the honour-defending type.

[fiddlestick]

[The gossip supposes he can stop his panic attack to share some spilled tea]

Edward and Venti had something happen on a cruise, but Edward broke up with Venti.

Venti is now engaged to Zhongli, but I'm pretty sure they were dating BEFORE that cruise so I'm not sure what happened with that. Zhongli and Venti's relationship has always been very complicated so maybe they were on a break?

[sg09r]

What an asshole.

[wiseoldbartender]

Thanks, you got one up on our actual detective.

[Spilled tea >> panic attacks, obviously.]

Jesus Christ, it's messier than I thought. Haven't met this Venti guy yet, Zhongli speaks highly about him, but also Zhongli's kind of a fuckin' idiot so it wouldn't surprise me if they were and he never noticed. Sounds like some complicated high school bullshit they're all too old for if you ask me.

[fiddlestick]

You're welcome.

[Spilling tea is a very important thing ok]

Honestly yeah, most things fly over his head. Whatever happened seems settled though, so I'm inclined to leave it the heck alone.

[wiseoldbartender]

[Whatever helps you through your Bad Time, Kiddo.]

You should've seen him when the Order first started using the internet. I swear to fuck it took him a decade before he noticed anything different. [Though honestly it's probably for the best- imagine Zhongli being able to work online shopping with any level of competency. ] Yeah, I don't blame you. That sorta drama would only drag you in like a goddamn hurricane or something. Better to just smile and nod and leave it be.

[fiddlestick]

Hah.... honestly that doesn't surprise me. He had no idea saxophones are seen as sexy instruments. He's a special kind of clueless.

Exactly! Storms look a lot better when you're far away from their path.

[wiseoldbartender]

That's probably a little my fault. I play the sax and it might've clouded his judgement a little about it.

[Because the only person Husk remembers thinking he ever had any sex appeal was Angel. For reasons that are still lost to him, honestly.

...And furries. Those too.]

They sure fuckin' do.

[fiddlestick]

[!!!!!]

Oh, you do?

[RUN HUSK. MUSICIAN PINGED]

[wiseoldbartender]

Sure. Been playing since I was 'bout your age. Used to play a lotta jazz dives in Vegas before the demon shit kicked in.

[He doesn't know what he's saying. No one warned him. He will ask Lapis later why didn't she warn him?!]

[fiddlestick]

Oh that's incredible! I always wanted to go see a performance in Vegas. I just never get the time, or money.

Anyway, we should play together sometime!