BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

Oh no!

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Anyway. You see that pirate guy on Libra who keeps talking about booze tasting of vinegar? You think he's having some kinda stroke?

UN: Jusis

[noblerise]

Either that or perhaps the illegally brewed rum finally got to him.

[wiseoldbartender]

Don't. I'm still mad that got pitched into the water before I could have it. Waste of booze if you ask me. Anyway, if that got to him he clearly wasn't doing it properly.

un: theprofessional

[sg09r]

Ugh, that asshole? I hear he’s responsible for rum that’s barely drinkable, so I’m not surprised.

[wiseoldbartender]

Barely drinkable just means people weren't fuckin' trying hard enough. Don't blame the poor rum, Leon.

[sg09r]

I’m not blaming the rum. The guy’s a dick, he broke up with a friend’s current fiancé on a romantic cruise.

[Somewhere Edward Kenway is sneezing into his vinegar.]

[ not here ]

[crisantemo]

[ GOD THEY CAN NEVER TELL HIM!!! ]

[wiseoldbartender]

I can't keep on track with any of you fuckers and your complicated love tangles you got going on. Which one was this?

[sg09r]

Ask Lapis! She and Jinwoo were on that same cruise, they saw it all.

[wiseoldbartender]

Pass. HARD fuckin' pass. I'm not asking my kid what happened on a romantic cruise she was on.

[sg09r]

Then why are you asking me? I came in after the cruise, I’ve only got this info secondhand.

[wiseoldbartender]

You mentioned it, fuckass. Aren't you supposed to be a fuckin' detective?

[sg09r]

For my cases, yeah! This isn’t a case, this is just something Lapis told me.

[And Lapis would never lie to him.]

[wiseoldbartender]

Huh uh. Sounds like an excuse for shoddy detective work if you ask me.

[fiddlestick]

[The gossip supposes he can stop his panic attack to share some spilled tea]

Edward and Venti had something happen on a cruise, but Edward broke up with Venti.

Venti is now engaged to Zhongli, but I'm pretty sure they were dating BEFORE that cruise so I'm not sure what happened with that. Zhongli and Venti's relationship has always been very complicated so maybe they were on a break?

[sg09r]

What an asshole.

[wiseoldbartender]

Thanks, you got one up on our actual detective.

[Spilled tea >> panic attacks, obviously.]

Jesus Christ, it's messier than I thought. Haven't met this Venti guy yet, Zhongli speaks highly about him, but also Zhongli's kind of a fuckin' idiot so it wouldn't surprise me if they were and he never noticed. Sounds like some complicated high school bullshit they're all too old for if you ask me.

voice | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

Maybe? I tried some rum from the same bottle and it tasted fine to me.

But he seemed fine besides that, besides being upset about his vinegar-y hell...

[wiseoldbartender]

Sounds like he's having some sorta breakdown then. Maybe don't drink from the same bottle as him just in case.

He's just gotta suck it up and power through instead of being a whiny bitch about it.

[crisantemo]

Hmm, maybe I should check on him again then... But it was fine, it just tasted like rum and I have my immunity back anyway.

And dad, you would be upset too if all your booze tasted like vinegar.

[wiseoldbartender]

Maybe just in case, he starts convulsing or some shit.

Lapis, I have drunk vinegar before now.

[crisantemo]

...

Why?

[wiseoldbartender]

It was the only thing I could find that had any alcohol in it and I'd just come off a shit-ass mission in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

[scourgingstars]

Unlikely. Someone's probably trying to poison him.

[wiseoldbartender]

Sounds like he's pissed off at least one couple. Almost sorry I asked now- sounds like the guy's a hot fuckin' mess.