BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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[wiseoldbartender]

Thanks, you got one up on our actual detective.

[Spilled tea >> panic attacks, obviously.]

Jesus Christ, it's messier than I thought. Haven't met this Venti guy yet, Zhongli speaks highly about him, but also Zhongli's kind of a fuckin' idiot so it wouldn't surprise me if they were and he never noticed. Sounds like some complicated high school bullshit they're all too old for if you ask me.

[fiddlestick]

You're welcome.

[Spilling tea is a very important thing ok]

Honestly yeah, most things fly over his head. Whatever happened seems settled though, so I'm inclined to leave it the heck alone.

[wiseoldbartender]

[Whatever helps you through your Bad Time, Kiddo.]

You should've seen him when the Order first started using the internet. I swear to fuck it took him a decade before he noticed anything different. [Though honestly it's probably for the best- imagine Zhongli being able to work online shopping with any level of competency. ] Yeah, I don't blame you. That sorta drama would only drag you in like a goddamn hurricane or something. Better to just smile and nod and leave it be.

[fiddlestick]

Hah.... honestly that doesn't surprise me. He had no idea saxophones are seen as sexy instruments. He's a special kind of clueless.

Exactly! Storms look a lot better when you're far away from their path.

[wiseoldbartender]

That's probably a little my fault. I play the sax and it might've clouded his judgement a little about it.

[Because the only person Husk remembers thinking he ever had any sex appeal was Angel. For reasons that are still lost to him, honestly.

...And furries. Those too.]

They sure fuckin' do.

[fiddlestick]

[!!!!!]

Oh, you do?

[RUN HUSK. MUSICIAN PINGED]

[wiseoldbartender]

Sure. Been playing since I was 'bout your age. Used to play a lotta jazz dives in Vegas before the demon shit kicked in.

[He doesn't know what he's saying. No one warned him. He will ask Lapis later why didn't she warn him?!]

[fiddlestick]

Oh that's incredible! I always wanted to go see a performance in Vegas. I just never get the time, or money.

Anyway, we should play together sometime!

[wiseoldbartender]

Eh, it was okay, I guess. I was born there, so it never felt like anything special. Mostly did magic shows, the sax was just a side gig.

[Ha ha, he's in so much danger.]

...I mean, sure? If you want. But just don't ask me to play fuckin' Careless Whisper. You don't know how many times I've had to play that fuckin' piece of shit song to badly planned proposals. Like, Jesus fuck you guys, didn't you listen to the lyrics?