BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

Comments

[wiseoldbartender]

Some of you have never had to be on the run from the mafia and it really fucking shows. Don't pick some unique snowflake name that makes you stand out. We do plenty of that already. Pick the most basic-ass name you can think of. Something that millions of people have.

You want names like John or Susan. Boring ass shit like that.

[crisantemo]

because we aren't on the run from the mafia, we're trying not to get spirited away by the fae. so long as it's not our real name its fine!

[ GEEZ DAD LET THEM HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS. ]

im going to pick your name



mildred

[wiseoldbartender]

Same difference. Don't want them to potentially hunt you down? You use a basic-ass name.

[No. He's the Fun Police. Wee-woo-wee-woo.]

I'm not using that.

[crisantemo]

if they're running some sort of fae olympics, hunting us down might not be a priority. and considering the range of names here, any name is a basic name at this point

[ The child is rebelling SHE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. ]

what do you mean

its a totally normal name

like you wanted

mildred

[fiddlestick]

I mean, they're already going to know our names are fake when their magics don't work on them.

Might as well have fun with it, Mildred.

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah, but why not make it extra safe? Jesus, it ain't rocket science.

I lost the capacity to have fun decades ago. Fuck off. I'm not using it.

[fiddlestick]

I mean, Do you really think the Fae are pop savvy enough to be able to definitively prove I'm NOT Ed Sheeran?

Well do you have a BETTER name than Mildred?

[noblerise]

A fine idea. Thank you for your contribution, Mildred.

[wiseoldbartender]

I swear to fuck I will rip your arm off and beat you with it.

[noblerise]

We love you, too, Mildred. I'm glad you agree to this plan.

[lowestclass]

Ah, have you dealt with fae before? You're wise beyond your years, Mildred-nim...

[wiseoldbartender]

You're already on thin fuckin ice. You really wanna keep talking, Chuckles?

[lowestclass]

Haha...
Right.
My bad, my bad.

...

Chuckles isn't a bad one.

[scourgingstars]

Lighten up, Mildred.

[wiseoldbartender]

Eat a dick, Arbys.

[scourgingstars]

You're no fun at all, Milly.

text; un: tsubaki

[kanka]

Ah, I suppose that’s true. I do thank you for your advice, Mildred-kun.

[wiseoldbartender]

Fido I swear to Christ, DO FUCKING NOT.

[kanka]

Oh? My apologies, I was simply helping out where I thought it was necessary.

[SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE A NAME YOU HATE!!!!]

[sg09r]

Got it. Thanks for the tip, Millie Purrsinger.

[wiseoldbartender]

YEAH YEAH, SURE. Fucking why not. Everyone hop aboard the fucking idiot train.

Choo. Fucking. Choo.

[unreachableside]

I'm a six foot tall goth guy with a big sword. There is no way I'm going to be able to pass as a John. Maybe a Kevin, but a John? No way.

I'll take my chances with ZAFT.

[wiseoldbartender]

FINE! Go with Kevin then! Jesus christ it's better than whatever fuckin' anime name you picked for yourself.

Kid, you're killing me.

[adtendo]

Mildred? I like it.

It suits you.

[wiseoldbartender]

Sweet merciful Christ, not you too.

Fuckin' quit it.