BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

Comments

[sg09r]

Hey, plenty of people go by Millie, so it still works.

Besides, this is also a knock-off Olympics. Who’s going to get excited when the announcer introduces John Smith as the winner of track and field?

[wiseoldbartender]

I'm not going by Millie!

I don't give a single salty shit if they're excited or not. I'm just gonna do the bare minimum we're expected to do and then I am gonna go home and get drunk. Same mission protocol I've had for years.

[sg09r]

That’s kinda sad, Millie. At least tell me it’s something expensive, as a treat.

[wiseoldbartender]

I'm not responding to that name.

I can't afford expensive booze. I take what I can get and I'm fine with that. It don't need to be fancy anyway.

[sg09r]

And disappoint Lapis? Mildred. Come on. Look at her. She's so excited.

You can put it on the Order's tab, you know? [A certain rock grandpa used to do that.]

[wiseoldbartender]

No. I'm crushing her dreams. That's my job.

They stopped letting me put booze on the Order's tab after the third time I flunked AA. Something about it being a "high-risk expenditure" or some shit.