BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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[wiseoldbartender]

Petition to make Ardyn stop talking for an entire month, say aye.

[lowestclass]

...Aye.

[adtendo]

Aye aye, captain.

[noblerise]

I'll be the tie breaker, if necessary.

[crisantemo]

I mean, it is a good Ardyn detector.

But, aye.

[kanka]

Ah, well- I do hope you enjoy trying to surmount the impossible.

[AYATO.]

[wiseoldbartender]

Vote one way or the other, chickenshit. We'll figure out the semantics later.

[kanka]

And if I choose to abstain?

[HE'S BEING A SHIT ON PURPOSE]

[wiseoldbartender]

You can if you want, but you'll be known as a fuckin' coward.

[kanka]

Am I truly a coward if I know how this will end. Some might call me a realist.

[wiseoldbartender]

Nope. Just a coward. A fence-sitting-yellow-bellied-invertebrate. I mean, if you wanna vote for Ardyn, no one's gonna hold that against you.

[kanka]

Of course, Mildred. How could I have forgotten about how much something like this matters?

1/2

[wiseoldbartender]

[He got.

The fucking.

Mildred. ]

2/2

[wiseoldbartender]

[He's not going to acknowledge it. Nope. No. ]

It matters if you wanna have your eardrums by the end of the month given Ardyn is fuckin' fundamentally incapable of being honest.

[kanka]

I believe I'll be just fine, truthfully. Perhaps you're misjudging too quickly, Mildred?

[wiseoldbartender]

That's not my name, and nah. I think I'm judging just right. But hey, if you wanna simp Ardyn on the sidelines without saying it out loud like a love-stuck teenage girl, be my fuckin' guest. You do you, I guess.

[kanka]

Now now, Mildred, do you want to disappoint Lapis that much?

[There's actually a laugh at the accusation, though.]

Ah, if you think that's what it is, then I'll continue to let you believe that. I'd say you're unfortunately off the mark, but I've found convincing stubborn people to be... well. I'm certain you know.

[ kinda here ]

[crisantemo]

[ Insert the most pleased cackling. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

I can fucking hear you. Stop it.

[crisantemo]

Aw, but it's funny.




Mildred.

[scourgingstars]

I hate all of you.

[HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK]

[crisantemo]

Awww, Ardyn.

You really do care about us!

[scourgingstars]

I do not. This damn thing is broken.

[HONK HONK]

[crisantemo]

It's okay, we know your true feelings now.

[wiseoldbartender]

[See, this is why Husk isn't saying shit like this OUT LOUD. Play smarter, not harder, Ardyn.]

Sure sounds like it. I can hear that hate from all the way over here. Wow.