BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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[kanka]

And if I choose to abstain?

[HE'S BEING A SHIT ON PURPOSE]

[wiseoldbartender]

You can if you want, but you'll be known as a fuckin' coward.

[kanka]

Am I truly a coward if I know how this will end. Some might call me a realist.

[wiseoldbartender]

Nope. Just a coward. A fence-sitting-yellow-bellied-invertebrate. I mean, if you wanna vote for Ardyn, no one's gonna hold that against you.

[kanka]

Of course, Mildred. How could I have forgotten about how much something like this matters?

1/2

[wiseoldbartender]

[He got.

The fucking.

Mildred. ]

2/2

[wiseoldbartender]

[He's not going to acknowledge it. Nope. No. ]

It matters if you wanna have your eardrums by the end of the month given Ardyn is fuckin' fundamentally incapable of being honest.

[kanka]

I believe I'll be just fine, truthfully. Perhaps you're misjudging too quickly, Mildred?

[wiseoldbartender]

That's not my name, and nah. I think I'm judging just right. But hey, if you wanna simp Ardyn on the sidelines without saying it out loud like a love-stuck teenage girl, be my fuckin' guest. You do you, I guess.

[kanka]

Now now, Mildred, do you want to disappoint Lapis that much?

[There's actually a laugh at the accusation, though.]

Ah, if you think that's what it is, then I'll continue to let you believe that. I'd say you're unfortunately off the mark, but I've found convincing stubborn people to be... well. I'm certain you know.

[wiseoldbartender]

You think I'm not okay with disappointing my kid? You ask her how many times I've disappointed her. The Mildred thing is small potatoes.

[Husk clucks his tounge.]

Whatever you say, Kiddo. Until you give me another reason for abstaining that's what I'm gonna assume.

[ kinda here ]

[crisantemo]

[ Insert the most pleased cackling. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

I can fucking hear you. Stop it.

[crisantemo]

Aw, but it's funny.




Mildred.

[wiseoldbartender]

It really fuckin' ain't! Stop calling me that- let the joke fuckin' die.

[crisantemo]

The joke will die when it stops being funny.

Which it isn't, by the way.

[ Decades from now, his grandkids and great grandkids will be calling him 'Mildred'. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

It's not fuckin' funny!

[No!!! He wants the opposite of this!!!!!]

The fuck did I even do to deserve this?

[crisantemo]

It is absolutely funny.

[ Too bad old man it's happening!! ]

I guess being the fun police before. Now you just have great reactions to it.

[wiseoldbartender]

[Sarcastically:]

Wee- woo.

Punishment don't fit the crime.

[crisantemo]

[ Yeah, she's just going to laugh again. ]

Well, I'm sure it will lose its appeal eventually.

[ No it won't. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

[This is unfair! Unacceptable!! Cruel! Jail for daughter!! Jail for 1000 years!!!]

That's bullshit and you know it.

[crisantemo]

[ She kick the father like football!!! ]

Hmmm...

Yep. But could always be worse.

[ Do you want her to say names that could be worse, Husk.... Do you. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

[:<]

...You better not make it worse.

[crisantemo]

Well...

Miette also has a nice ring to it.

[wiseoldbartender]

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