BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

Comments

[crisantemo]

[ OH DEAR INDEED. ]

This is it, this is going to be what we hear constantly.

Honk.

Can you tell at least one truth Ardyn, just one.

[scourgingstars]

For the love of--of course I can!

[HOOOOOOOOOOOONK]

[unreachableside]

[Blade makes a strangled noise and drops his phone. On the other end is just a quiet:]

Arp.

[He may have just turned into a pomsky from embarrassment.]

[noblerise]

[Deadpan:]

Hurray. Mark it on your calendar.

[Jusis doesn't even mind. He's Aware.]

[crisantemo]

The bracelet says differently, Ardyn!

At least we'll always know where you are, since we just need to follow the sound of the HONK.

[noblerise]

Heh. Let that be a lesson for you to be a good boy this month.

[Jusis may be a knight archetype, but that doesn't mean he can't viciously roast someone he considers a friend.]

[scourgingstars]

That is not funny.

[HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK]

[unreachableside]

[with the petulance of a kid caught doing something]

What? I didn't do anything! That's the point.

As for what's wrong with me, do you want the short version or the long version?

[crisantemo]

Uh huh, so not funny.





[ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK ]

It's so loud....

[wiseoldbartender]

Don't you worry, I'm gonna. We'll celebrate it next year, assuming we ain't all fuckin' dead at that point.

[So long as he KNOWS.]

[wiseoldbartender]

You know what you did. If you wanna keep antagonising them, you gotta find better ways to do it than screaming at them at full fuckin' volume. Jesus H. Christ did anyone ever teach you anything about being SMART about protesting?

[Kid he is gonna just. Spray you. Forever. You give him such a headache and he's only stepping in because that's an annoyance and not because he doesn't want to see you getting yourself hurt worse. Obviously.

Probably a good thing the bracelets don't react to lies you say in your own head, huh?]

Whichever one lets me figure out how to make you stop being a fuckin' idiot the fastest.

[wiseoldbartender]

Petition to make Ardyn stop talking for an entire month, say aye.

voice: un: arise.

[lowestclass]

...does it need to be quite so loud??

I get it, they're trying to sus out who's a liar and who's not, but.
Some of us have neighbors!!

[lowestclass]

...Aye.

[adtendo]

Aye aye, captain.

[noblerise]

I'll be the tie breaker, if necessary.

[crisantemo]

I mean, it is a good Ardyn detector.

But, aye.

[wiseoldbartender]

That's kind of the point, Kid. Looks like subtlety got thrown right outta the fuckin' window. It's probably some sorta of physiological torture. Y'know, like those Barney songs they played to sleep-deprive POWs or whatever.

[kanka]

Ah, well- I do hope you enjoy trying to surmount the impossible.

[AYATO.]

[lowestclass]

...They played Barney songs to keep POWs awake?

I didn't know that.

...

Really???

[wiseoldbartender]

Vote one way or the other, chickenshit. We'll figure out the semantics later.

[scourgingstars]

I hate all of you.

[HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK]

[crisantemo]

Awww, Ardyn.

You really do care about us!

[scourgingstars]

I do not. This damn thing is broken.

[HONK HONK]

[kanka]

And if I choose to abstain?

[HE'S BEING A SHIT ON PURPOSE]