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[A group chat for all Paranormal and Normal AU. Treat it like an inbox, with new starter threads for new conversations. New characters will be added every Friday.]

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[robopriest]

pretty sure you can be both an insurance fraudster and an isekai


also really? we have those?

[whiteshroud]

Well, yes. I'm sure one can if they wished.

Mm, yes. One of the unusual phenomenon going on in town. People from other worlds and other Earths showing up here.

[robopriest]

so on top of furries we have to worry about alternate dimensions now

[whiteshroud]

Furries aren't worth worrying about.

But yes.

[robopriest]

maybe not but we do have other people turning into them

[whiteshroud]

Are you worried you'll turn into a furry, Father Hansa?

[robopriest]

i mean it could happen

if it does i'm more worried about turning into a lame one. let me be a cool one like a wolf at least :/

[whiteshroud]

Maybe you will be, if that's what the Lord intends.

Of course, He did also create the platypus.

[robopriest]

wait are you insinuating the Lord would approve of this furryification lol

don't think i've ever heard of a platypus furry but there's always time for firsts

[whiteshroud]

The Holy Spirit spends a lot of time being a dove, so I don't see why He wouldn't.

[There's a pause]

Google has confirmed there are, in fact, platypus furries.

[robopriest]

i suppose you have a point maybe. but turning into an animal is a bit different than just straight furry though imo



wow. good job everyone

[whiteshroud]

You think so? So beings that can change into animals aren't furries?

That's the internet for you. It truly has everything.

[robopriest]

yeah no aren't furries like humanoid animals? like you wouldn't call a dog a furry

every day human innovation truly surprises me

[drewthetower]

Jun what the fuck

[bxbxbxbx]

yeah seconding this

Jun what the fuck

[whiteshroud]

What? It's not like I choose how the Holy Spirit represents Himself.

[robopriest]

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[bolledivita]

thirding this tbh

un: clovertales (A MISTAKE)

[keyofelde]

[Sadly even the child filter cannot shield Souta's eyes from most of this, even if it goes over his head.]

What are furries?

[whiteshroud]

[...........................]

@ blackbirdtarot?

He can explain.

[drewthetower]

fuck you too!!!!

anyway. furries are a group of adults--and ONLY adults--who like to wear elaborate costumes that look like fantasy animals for lots of reasons

[keyofelde]

[Ah, blackbirdtarot has already replied. Souta kind of wonders why folks keep blacking out some text. An in-joke perhaps?]

Hello there.

Oh! So it's like animal-themed cosplay? How nice.

[...Yeah, the adult hinted stuff flew right over his head.]

[whiteshroud]

Yes! It's exactly like that!

[God thank you August]

[drewthetower]

[YOU AND EVERYONE ON THIS APP OWE HIM]

[keyofelde]

[You're doing great, August, thank you for your service]