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[A group chat for all Paranormal and Normal AU. Treat it like an inbox, with new starter threads for new conversations. New characters will be added every Friday.]

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[bxbxbxbx]

yeah seconding this

Jun what the fuck

[whiteshroud]

What? It's not like I choose how the Holy Spirit represents Himself.

[drewthetower]

you still put those words in that order with that implication

[whiteshroud]

What? Lots of gods are furries. It's not that crazy an idea.

[bxbxbxbx]

Point, I guess.

[drewthetower]

are you calling the Egyptian gods furries

[whiteshroud]

Yes. I am.

[WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH???]

[drewthetower]

I am screencapping this and if we ever run into an Egyptian god or whatever I am going to show them this

Thought of a better tag

[whiteshroud]

Really?

You realize that means you might have to explain what furries are to some gods, right?

[drewthetower]

google

[whiteshroud]

[...]

You realize they might not know what google or the internet is, right? They're older than boomers.

[drewthetower]

and if you're telling me immortal gods don't get bored as shit and go online you are wrong dude

[whiteshroud]

Sure, but it's not like the Spirit Realm HAS reliable internet access!

[...]

Though if they were online, that would explain the reverence to cats the internet holds.

[drewthetower]

and how fuckin horny the internet can be for the wildest shit

lookin' at you Zeus

[whiteshroud]

Haha, oh yeah that guy.

He probably invented dick pics.

[drewthetower]

god of hospitality, thunder, and fuckin creeps

[whiteshroud]

The King of Olympus himself.

But if all these gods are on the internet, do you think they know about the fanfics written about them?

[drewthetower]

probably and bet you anything Loki and Dionysus write some of it

[whiteshroud]

Right! So that means they've heard worse than me calling some of them furries.

Which they are.

[bolledivita]

why are you like this

[whiteshroud]

Why not?

[robopriest]

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