ISEKAI GROUP CHAT [Closed to Original Universe]

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ISEKAI GROUP CHAT

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[A group chat for all Original Universe characters. Treat it like an inbox, with new starter threads for new conversations. New characters will be added on Fridays]

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[wilder]

Not like a zombie!

I'm not rotting and I eat food like a normal person, thank you very much!

[wedonttalkabout]

do the fresh ones rot? i don't think the fresh ones rot and i'm sure the zombies think they're eating their food like a normal person too

but okay if you're not a zombie you're just- here? like alive but kind of also not?

(which is the definition of a zombie, FYI)

[wilder]

I'm not gonna rot! It's been a year and not rotting yet, ok?!

[S H E E S H]

Yeah, basically. No one has an answer for it but I'm NOT a zombie.

[wedonttalkabout]

yet!

[Is he doing this for the joy of it? Probably!]

but okay that's something then, right? like you've got a second chance to live. how does that feel?

[wilder]

No yet! Ever!

[So rude!! And oh...even ruder that this guy is asking about his feelings on this. How dare?? He pauses as he tries to figure out what the hell to say]

Well you know, wish I could say it's great and I got a new shiny appreciation for life! But, mostly it's just complicated. Didn't exactly ask to be brought back to life in a whole new world where I'd have to adapt and worry about stuff like rent, you know?

[wedonttalkabout]

[Sorry, Zelos, he gives a shit about your emotions because that sounds rough as hell. ]

i guess not. i mean, you do expect death to be the end of it all, right? and then suddenly it's like "surprise, you're now living again in this whole other world! congrats on this second life that you didn't actually ask for, better be grateful you got it, because who wouldn't be?!"

seems kinda twisted on Zodiac's part if you ask me.

[wilder]

Hah, that's pretty much it.

It's not Zodiac's fault I'm alive. From what I can tell, they're as stumped about it as the rest of us.

[wedonttalkabout]

really? they don't have ANY idea about it? because they seem to be the people in the know here, right? like- did a hole in the universe just open and we fell through it when they weren't looking? like "whoops, left the portal hole open again"

i don't know. seems pretty weird that the people studying the supernatural can't explain the sudden hole in the universe that people are falling into

[Bruno please stop calling it a portal hole. ]

[wilder]

I don't know man. Don't you have some great power to tell the future? By that logic, isn't it weird that you didn't foresee falling into a portal hole in the first place?

[Sorry everyone, it's now forever going to be known as a portal hole]

[wedonttalkabout]

i-

you know that's a good point, i definitely didn't see any of this. no portal holes in any of my visions.

[Ya'll should have been quicker on the ball, now these two chucklefucks have had final say in the portal hole. ]

[wilder]

Thought so! So maybe these portal holes are something no one was expecting.

Or, if someone did expect them, they're being real quiet about it.

[wedonttalkabout]

maybe!

which would beg the question why because if a random portal hole started dumping people around surely you'd wanna say something about it in case they caused trouble?

[wilder]

If you were a responsible and dutiful person, sure!

Buuut knowing how I am, if I knew saying something would cause a lot of hassle for me, I might be just tempted to keep my mouth shut.

[wedonttalkabout]

if you were that sort of person yup.

i guess it would be easier than having people snap at you for scaring them.

[Because that is definitely what he has experience in with warning the masses about Bad Things. ]

[wilder]

Sure would!

Besides, even if I don't care if you guys know I came back from the dead? I'm not stupid enough to reveal this information to the world at large. It'd cause way too much chaos.

So it's not like I can talk about being open with information.

[wedonttalkabout]

that's fair. people would proabbly take that badly.

well. if you ever want someone to talk to about it... i'm like the worst person for conversations but i do know what horrifically heavy burdens are like, so!

1/2

[wilder]

[ What? Someone sincerely offering to hear him talk about his horrifically heavy burdens???

Zelos right now:
]

[wilder]

[Nope sorry Chosen brain can't compute. Time to lie and deflect!!!]

Haha, thanks, but really you got way more burdens than me with your power! I'm just a lazy fun-loving guy who somehow tripped into being revived from the dead. My only problem is figuring out how the universe cooked that up and how long my looks will stay with me before I need to get an office job, ugh.

[wedonttalkabout]

[Zelos, please. Running away from your problems and burying all your bad feelings inside is what gets you WRECKED.]

okay, if you say so.

[He doesn't believe, but he's not confident enough to PUSH.]

offer's always open, if you change your mind.

[wilder]

[What that? He can't hear you over all the burying he's doing]

Ha, thanks. I don't know if I will, but I appreciate the offer!

[People sure seem to show more concern here. Strange thing that...]

[wedonttalkabout]

[B U D D Y.]

okey dokey then.

catch you around