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ZODIAC GROUP CHAT [ZODIAC GROUP MEMBERS ONLY]


Zodiac
If Opportunity Doesn't Knock
Build a Door


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Aventurine Yua Rika Cotton 2B Percy Nico Robin


[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Zodiac members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Zodiac members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]
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deathdiduspart: (Sulky McSulkertins)

Text | UN: n.angelo; beginning of February

[personal profile] deathdiduspart 2025-02-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately for everyone in the break room at around 9:00 in the morning, Cupid delivers a message in Ancient Greek on the smart TV located in there. Cupid who is fully naked and awfully perky in the morning. What that means is up to interpretation. This is because Nico has left his phone at home and Cupid's stupid message has decided to project itself on the nearest smart device.

Nico wonders if it's way too late to call in sick as he listens to enough of the rant, in shock, before turning off the fucking TV. And the device will not turn off until the message has finished.

A little later, there's a... message in the group chat.]

If anyone was in the break room at like 9 today
Sorry about that
Eros Cupid whatever his stupid name is decided to include me in on some kind of "family Zoom call" but only he was talking
I was a Greek demigod in my past life and apparently I've now gotten that again in this one
Not happy about that, let me tell you
Anyway, I'm sorry for that but it will happen again and I'm not able to shut that down
Edited 2025-02-07 23:05 (UTC)
jaxoff: (Both at the same time)

text: UN:idontcare

[personal profile] jaxoff 2025-02-07 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Never has he been more grateful that he doesn't sit in the break room with you losers.

But given Jax runs Zodiac's tech systems, he WILL take this personally. ]

What do you mean you got called into a family zoom call? Through MY security systems???

[ Yes, yes, Nico said "demigod" ergo it was a god calling him (cupid.... whatever) and while some people might decide trying to stop a god from doing anything is insane, Jax isn't most people. ]

Naw, man. NAW. Nothing should be getting through these. I'm not having that.
deathdiduspart: (Not sure if dumb or what)

[personal profile] deathdiduspart 2025-02-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah just went right into the smart TV in the only break room with a vending machine in it
Not sure if he tried it anywhere else

[If Jax wants to try to god-proof Zodiac's security system, this might be "enrichment" for him. And it might be a project that distracts Jax enough to not be on the phones as often. Maybe.]
jaxoff: (We provide a vital service)

[personal profile] jaxoff 2025-02-11 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's great enrichment! One (1) thing Jax can do that's not overly destructive or annoying to other human beings! ]

Ugh. Great. I'm gonna need the PTO from all these stupid candygrams because I'm gonna have to check through everything to see how he got through.

[He got through because he's a GOD, Jax. This isn't hard. ]

So. Demigod, huh? Does that mean you have dominion over... IDK the colour black or MCR or something?
deusversusmachina: (ffs janet)

un: o.kawabuchi

[personal profile] deusversusmachina 2025-02-08 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately for Ophelia, she was in the break room for Cupid's shenanigans. Unfortunately for Cupid, Ophelia will make like an elephant and neither forget nor forgive.]

...It's not your fault. The blame lies squarely on your asshole relative's shoulders.
deathdiduspart: (Still kinda geeky)

[personal profile] deathdiduspart 2025-02-11 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Rest in pieces, Cupid.]

Can't say I expected him to show himself like that
creamcottonshepherd: (*unjudgementally* sips tea)

UN: CamCotton

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2025-02-08 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[you'll never believe it]

Oh, it's quite alright. I was a bit focused on my knitting, but he sounded like a cheerful fellow!

[She Didn't See The Screen.]

I'm not quite sure what he meant by the strings though, do you happen to know dear?
deathdiduspart: (One who doesn't belong)

[personal profile] deathdiduspart 2025-02-11 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Thank the gods, she didn't see the screen.]

That's a good thing Grandma C

No idea what he means about the strings but I'd bet it has something to do with relationships given it's
You know
Cupid
Maybe I'll just wfh this month
creamcottonshepherd: (-u-)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2025-02-12 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I'll trust your judgement dear.

[Maybe he was wearing one of those virgin killer things the kids have been on about, that would explain it.]

If the others think it might be trouble, that could be the best idea unfortunately. Oh, but I do wonder just how many will find themselves troubled by this then...I certainly haven't had any 'date nights' for a number of years.

[Thank goodness Cupid is looking out for the familial ties as well??? Or something???]
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