ZODIAC GROUP CHAT [ZODIAC GROUP MEMBERS ONLY]

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Zodiac
If Opportunity Doesn't Knock
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MEMBERS:

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Zodiac members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Zodiac members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

Comments

text; un: allin

[neverchanged]

Full offense, this is hot garbage. Did you write this while desperately drinking your lonely New Years Eve away, Janet?

Guys, give me a half hour and I'll balance it myself

[He's especially pissed because this used to be his job. Literally fuck you, Janet.]

[deathdiduspart]

Would super appreciate that since she scheduled me for full 8-hour shifts on my class days AND during times I'm in class

[neverchanged]

That's the SPERM for you

I'll fix it

This thing is written like baby's first schedule. No wonder employee retention is down

[deathdiduspart]

She has a talent for finding ways to drive out the old guard

I'm supposed to be part-time but I'll pick up extra shifts if we're short

I'll just put in for overtime since clearly she's signed off on paying me extra

[neverchanged]

Won't work on me. I've been here too long

I'll finagle something in there. Everyone loves time and a half

Janet is doing a great job to make us come together like this. Just the biggest Terrific Watcher of Teamwork (aka T.W.O.T.)

[deathdiduspart]

How lucky for Janet

ty I'll send you my class schedule

I'd probably call her more of an Adjunct Shareholding Supervisor but all the same

un: r.nakahara

[goodolrika]

Oh, she definitely had to be inebriated while writing this.

[neverchanged]

Aren't you all glad I have actual managerial experience and know how to write a schedule?

[goodolrika]

Extremely, actually. Thanks, Aventurine.

[neverchanged]

What do you know, the open part of your schedule overlaps with my sister's

Who said nepotism wasn't good for anything?

[goodolrika]

I appreciate you so much.

[neverchanged]

Shhhh, don't let the word get out or they'll give me more work

[goodolrika]

Haha, noted~

More seriously, if there's any shifts you seriously don't want, I can take a couple.

text; un: badnews

[whitestonelives]

I am going to dump glitter in her six-inch knock-off Louboutins.

Give me some of the weekday double shifts. She handed me a full month of weekend turnarounds and I'd rather work more hours on a Wednesday than sacrifice my weekend to her whims. It ought to relieve some of our part-timers anyway.

[neverchanged]

Please do. I'll film it

Your efforts are very appreciated. I'm going through the list and there is no physical way I can cover all of those myself. Still, I'll make sure to dole these out somewhat more evenly

[whitestonelives]

You don't even need to ask. I've already bought the glitter, the particles are of an absolutely irritating size.

To be honest there's no way anyone can cover all of them on their own, save for somehow developing a cloning machine. (And no, I haven't built one.) But I'll do what I can.

[neverchanged]

Hah. Sounds perfect

You're one of the few people I can stand here. Thanks.

[... surprisingly genuine, but maybe Percy's earned it after this long?]

[whitestonelives]

[There are people not named Vex'ahlia or Jill or Trinket who can stand Percy de Rolo? Holy shit.]

You're quite welcome. If ever I'm fired, you'll be the clever one of this little group.

[Which is a compliment, in Percy's head. Aventurine's smart and resourceful, and to Percy, that counts for quite a lot.]

UN: CamCotton

[creamcottonshepherd]

Oh, that would be quite the relief dear!

She seems to have neglected to recall the system uses the 24 hour clock in my case.

[Ever see a shift go so leftways that the hours become impossible? Yeah.]

[neverchanged]

[Give him a minute.]

Oh, I see. You're working 5am to 12pm and also 12am to 6am on the same day

I don't suppose you have any cloning powers you have yet to tell them about

[creamcottonshepherd]

Oh, not just yet I don't think!

It would be quite the surprise if that did happen though wouldn't it? I have to say, she's gotten quite creative with her troubles this time...