BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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[wiseoldbartender]

They're not gonna accept a note that excludes you from metaphorical gym class if that's what you're asking. They don't sound like they're gonna take no for an answer.

You dealt with these fuckers before? I know they showed up here a couple times in the past.

[fiddlestick]

Drat.

Yeah, a couple times now. They're the reason I got cursed in the first place.

[wiseoldbartender]

No shit, they cursed you? What with?

[fiddlestick]

[There's a pause because he HATES telling people about it. But on the other hand, this GUY is kitty demon so.]

I turn into a cat when I'm stressed.

[wiseoldbartender]

[Oh. Well.

Yeah, you know what, fair. He feels that. He is not and never has been the biggest fan of his demon form. But he expects that's kind of the point. Infernal punishment, and all that.]

Welcome to the club. It's some real kinda bullshit, huh? You get all the weird cat shit that comes with it? All the involuntary noises and fuckin' tail twitching? That shit?

[fiddlestick]

Yeeep. The zoomies and everything.

I take a potion to help keep it in check so it doesn't happen all the time, it's still enough of a pain that the Fae are the last folk I wanna interact with again.

[wiseoldbartender]

Oh. Those things. Those wore off once I got older, thank fuck. It'd put my back out these days.

Don't blame you. I dunno, maybe you can get through it quick as possible. Do the bare minimum then get the hell out of there.

[fiddlestick]

Oh did it? Guess that's something to look forward to in the distant future.

Ha, you know what, that's not a bad idea. As much as I tell my students to do their best, D- is passing.

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah, lucky you. Rest of the cat shit sticks, though, so.

Sure fuckin' is. Lotta can be said for malicious compliance.