Entering fantasy Costco is absolutely like stepping into madness. Everything in there is running amok. Luckily, Gil and Ritsuka are a great team- and boy is it needed. As soon as the items notice them, they turn on the pair. They have to battle a bookcase which keeps hurling spellbooks at them (some of which cause freezing or burning on impact) while brooms fly in circles above them, dive-bombing them like demented dogfighters. Luckily, with Ritsuka's direction and Gil's skills - they can battle them off with relative ease. The killing blow is when Gil manages to spell F L A M E with his swordle, sending a blast of fire at the remaining items- which luckily takes out the 1-star review sword causing all the problems, too. They decide to beat a hasty retreat as a bookcase goes up in a ball of fire. A day later, there are news reports of "horrible vandals" who set Fantasy Costco ablaze, but by some luck, none of the security cameras were working at the time (they can thank Gil's good luck for that) so they escape Scott-free!

For their amazing victory, they each get $2000 and a sword that will be imbued with lightning for 3 minutes after uttering the magic command. This can be used three times a day. When the magic is exhausted it becomes a normal sword.

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