Even with the skills displayed by both Fern (HIT THINGS UNTIL THEY BREAK) and Varian (MAKE IT EXPLODE), it seems like wisdom is their dump stat. At first it seems like the plan goes off without a hitch: they find the warehouse full of boxes and useless broken junk, and set up a series of explosions. But it's not the neatest demo job as the roof comes down around them and threatens to pin them beneath it! As the dust settles, it appears that... most of the questionable pink goods have been gone for a while. The single remaining pink stuff crate vaporized during the mayhem, which means... side effects.
Fern will be attached to a body pillow (with an image of your choice!) to the point of unhealthy, concerning obsession. Varian will be unable (or perhaps unwilling) to part with his phone for any reason, almost as if it's a dear friend. Neither will receive payment for their lack of planning and foresight. In fact, it's very much recommended that they run from the scene of the crime before they get arrested.
These effects will last 24 hours. Varian might be able to shorten it to 6 with his alchemy, if you so desire.
You two can determine exactly how this quest went down, and thread (or handwave it) as you please! If you decide to turn in this quest for gacha points, please reply to this comment with your thread once you have commented at least three times.
MISSION: FAILURE
Fern will be attached to a body pillow (with an image of your choice!) to the point of unhealthy, concerning obsession. Varian will be unable (or perhaps unwilling) to part with his phone for any reason, almost as if it's a dear friend. Neither will receive payment for their lack of planning and foresight. In fact, it's very much recommended that they run from the scene of the crime before they get arrested.
These effects will last 24 hours. Varian might be able to shorten it to 6 with his alchemy, if you so desire.
You two can determine exactly how this quest went down, and thread (or handwave it) as you please! If you decide to turn in this quest for gacha points, please reply to this comment with your thread once you have commented at least three times.