LOCAL GROUP CHAT [CLOSED to Normal/Parnormal AUs]

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LOCAL GROUP CHAT

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[A group chat for all Paranormal and Normal AU. Treat it like an inbox, with new starter threads for new conversations. New characters will be added every Friday.]

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text | un: la_máscara

[caballero_oscuro]

Welcome to hell. There are too many of you, so you will not be receiving an accordion.

[Meti, most of these people aren't old enough to get that joke...]

[featherpen]

Accordions?

[he absolutely doesn't get the joke.




but he would like a free accordion some day]

[caballero_oscuro]

Hell's equivalent to heaven's harp, according to Gary Larson. In the hands of someone who doesn't know what the [Though nobody can see it, there's a brief pause where he realizes there are kids and might not be a curse filter on this app and corrects course.] hell they're doing, I see his point.

[featherpen]

Oh! I see.

Though... who's Gary Larson?

[caballero_oscuro]

[...This. This right here is why he doesn't make jokes very often. Nobody gets it when he does.]

A cartoonist. Look him up.

...No, really. A lot of the Far Side is online now.

text; un: Astral

[bxbxbxbx]

hell is an understatement tbh

[caballero_oscuro]

True. It's capitalist hell.

[He debates for a moment asking if she's okay since it sure sounds like she's having a rough time, but concludes after a moment that he just really isn't up to offering an ear to a complete stranger on the internet today.]

text | un: opera_ghost

[not_a_possum]

Hell would explain the new appearance, but what does that have to do with accordions?

[caballero_oscuro]

...Has no one in this chat heard of the Far Side? Fine, here.

[not_a_possum]

I've heard of it, but I don't really remember much about a comic strip from the newspaper after this many years.

[caballero_oscuro]

...I guess I can't argue with that.

...Wait. New appearance?

[not_a_possum]

Yeah. That was my little 'introduction to the supernatural'. I woke up, and now I look completely demonic. Here.

[He attaches a selfie here]

And I'm now small enough to wear clothes I took off a ventriloquist dummy.