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[A group chat for all Paranormal and Normal AU. Treat it like an inbox, with new starter threads for new conversations. New characters will be added every Friday.]

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[drewthetower]

eh I mean Zodiac's shit in the way any sketch corporation is shit?

but what else has you confused?

[suzi_q]

Oh, is that what they're called? I wasn't sure if that was the correct name...

Umm. Well. Said friend showed a picture of what I thought was a canary, but evidently people were saying it was a beefly???? I don't know where they got that from, it's very obviously a canary but I'm evidently the weird one for seeing a canary?

[drewthetower]

one sec

[August inserts a picture of his Sewaddle.]

that a dog?

[suzi_q]

[Let her squint at it for a second.

Is it a dog or is it denial, that's the real question.]

Yeeeees?

[drewthetower]

is it

is it really

[suzi_q]

Admittedly, it's a breed I've never seen before.

[drewthetower]

it's not a dog and you know it. it's a weird bug thing.

[suzi_q]

FINE.

What IS that.

[drewthetower]

a weird bug thing that says "sew" and "waddle" a lot

[suzi_q]

...

You know how ridiculous that sounds, right? Like I'm still in reality that that's not right, right?

[drewthetower]

and yet here we are, me with a weird talking bug and a raven that's not a raven and a woman with cat ears wandering around and whatever the fuck is going on with the Madrigals

[suzi_q]

I already had to deal with enough questionable medical issues today, I don't know if my brain can handle much more absolute nonsense without a long nap.

Or ever, honestly.

[drewthetower]

I mean naps never hurt

[suzi_q]

I'm thinking a nap is what I need. A long, uninterrupted, nap where I pray to whatever is listening that this is a bad dream.

[drewthetower]

if they don't answer, you know where to find us. unfortunately.

[suzi_q]

I... guess I'll let you know after my shift here is done. Which I have a sneaking suspicion is going to be both more and less questionable now.

[drewthetower]

you mentioned medical shit yeah?

[suzi_q]

I'm a nurse, yes?

[drewthetower]

I am so sorry

[suzi_q]

Thanks???

I mean, I chose this, that's entirely on me. And it's rewarding even if I'm tired constantly.

[drewthetower]

yeah but what sorta weird ass supernatural medical bullshit do you have to deal with?

[suzi_q]

Hmm, this is all pretty new to me. But thinking back on it... The only weird thing that sticks out recently was someone that came in with a rather weird series of bite marks. Not from any kind of animal I've seen before?

Honestly, we don't tend to ask a whole lot of questions, as that tends to make people uncomfortable and that's... not why we're here.

[drewthetower]

fair. at least now if that happens again you'll have an idea that hey, this shit ain't right?