BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.3

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[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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text; un: WHUNT061204

[clonizo]

[Ah, so you crazy kids all text here, huh? Well, Hunter can join in on that!]

Hello.

I.wanted To let.EVERYOne know.I have.arrivED. AND.SETtled.in to., MY.Apartment.

I.AM . Available.FOR missions staRTingg imeediately;.

- HUNTER.

[No one will ever know how long that took him to type.]

un: TITHOES

[blueeyeswhitedoppelganger]

[BRO HE HAS PAWS AND MANAGES BETTER-]

Have you considered a device known as 'text to speech'.

[clonizo]

[LITERALLY five minutes later: ]

And why would,, I neEd. It to Speak?.

- HunTER

[blueeyeswhitedoppelganger]

Misplaced punctuation, misplaced capitals...

I have paws, the size of small plates, and have better typing than this.

voice

[clonizo]

[Thirty minutes or so later, Noa gets a response!]

Well not all of us are used to technology. I've had more important things to do than sit on a phone all day and learn how to type.

[...... maybe he shouldn't have gotten that response!]

VIDEO

[blueeyeswhitedoppelganger]

[HALF AN HOUR BRO.

He's swapping to Video like a SHOW-OFF.

As expected, that sure is a person's head on a cougar's body.] I think you'll find I've only been working more since being told to 'get used to' this thing.

And how long have you had your phone then?

permavoice!

[clonizo]

[Yeah, Hunter isn't even going to start trying to find the video button. He'll.... he'll figure out all of that another day.

... in the meantime, he is letting out a slightly startled noise and holding his phone out as far as he can in front of him.]

Oof. Do you... normally look like that? Or did you get cursed by a sphynx? [HUNTER, THAT'S RUDE.

... but at the very least, he's still answering Noa's question.] Two years, but I haven't needed to use it before moving here.

[blueeyeswhitedoppelganger]

Hmm...I suppose if you haven't touched the thing until now that can be forgiven...

[How is he inspecting his paw like it's a manicured hand. Stop that.]

I was recruited during the summer, and ultimately commuted here to determine what happened to my paperwork, so had that time to adjust I suppose...

[He knows now, it's fine, it's all fine, mostly.

...

Hey,]

First of all, yes, second of all, I am a sphinx, third of all it was how Mother saved my life, thank you-!

[aw look he even bristles like a kitty-]

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

my gramps texts better

[clonizo]

I
,Am texting. PERfectly. fin e!

- Hunter

[switchaxe]

you're texting like Chat GPT got drunk and decided to unplug itself

voice

[clonizo]

[...............]

I have no idea what any of that means.

voice

[switchaxe]

[Hey Hunter, this voice might sound familiar as a troublemaker who left the Order!]

It means robots text better than you.

[clonizo]

Rrrrrrright.

[He's going to be squinting at his phone, bringing it about two inches from his face, as if that will make him hear better.]

Good thing I don't really care what robots do, then.

[Good thing he's so distracted by Technology™ that he's not placing this kind-of-familiar voice at all (6).]

un: Lia; voice

[blossominghopes]

[Lia was a bit surprised to see another message in the group chat so soon.

When she saw it was someone new, she started typing up a welcome message immediately, but upon seeing the typing...

Yeah, she just scrapped the text and swapped to voice.]

Hi, Hunter! I'm Lia, welcome to the team! Feel free to contact me if you need anything, okay?

1/3

[clonizo]

[Wait-- how did she do that?!

He swears he scoured this whole phone thing and didn't find anything, so where.....]

[clonizo]

[BRB, he's going to spend the next twenty minutes just staring at the buttons on this horrible thing.]

3/3 ......... voice!

[clonizo]

[And finally there's a click and a voice coming through.]

is this the button-- oh.

... yeah. Right. [CLEARING HIS THROAT] I'll make sure to do that, if needed. Which it probably won't be. So. Uh. Thhhhhhhanksssss?

[Turns out, he's just Not Good At This in general.]

[blossominghopes]

[YOU DID IT HUNTER

Lia's happy to breeze past it, clearly unconcerned that he's Not Good At This.]

No problem, no problem~ And hey, never hurts to have options for backup or anything. Speaking of which, I'll likely be tapping you for it sometime soon, given those tears opening up outside the barrier.

voice; un: tsubaki

[kanka]

[Oh, gods. He knew he requested Hunter here for a change of scenery (and hopefully his mindset, too) but this, already...........

There's a lot of work to do in his future, he can feel it.]

Ah, Hunter. I see you've arrived without much of an issue. I hope your trip here was uneventful.

[clonizo]

[Thankfully for Ayato, Hunter's figured out voice.]

Extremely uneventful. It was a simple mission with no abnormalities encountered along the way. I'm... not quite unpacked yet, but if you need me for a mission or anything, I can be ready in five, no-- two minutes!

[You really have your work cut out for you with this one, bud.]

Voice | UN: Kinich

[quit_ur_kiniching]

[... Kinich will take the immediate kind route by simply going straight to voice.]

Hunter. I see this team is going to get livelier than normal.

[And a lot more argumentative, probably.]

You don't need to text if you don't want to.