BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.3

[kaisoumods]

The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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Previous Chats: 2023 | 2024

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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[quit_ur_kiniching]

Ah. You're back. I've heard rumors that your "roommate" was evicted?

[switchaxe]

yep. fuckin sucked but the bastard got kicked out.

[quit_ur_kiniching]

Then you won't need me to let Junjaw fight with you anymore.

[Thank god.]

[switchaxe]

I mean if he wants his ass kicked again...

[quit_ur_kiniching]

At that point, you'll just be facing me and I'll have to charge you my normal rate for that.

[switchaxe]

you charge to get your ass kicked?

[Genuine confusion here.]

[quit_ur_kiniching]

Allow me to break it down.

Given your contract price at the time and Junjaw's general personality, I asked the Order to compensate for the damage done to my body in the case of an altercation, which was my hazard pay rate. In addition, it was also a good way to keep you both in check so long as I didn't do anything to upset the balance.

However, since you no longer have that contract price, I'm under no obligation to hold back if you provoke or are provoked by Junjaw. So, if you want it to be the way it was, then you have to pay my normal rate and my hazard pay rate. It's not an Order matter, but a personal one at that point, which is why you will be charged instead.

[switchaxe]

dude

what the fuck

[quit_ur_kiniching]

You should've learned by now that I don't do things for free.

[switchaxe]

hey you wanna teach Zhongli some of that money sense?

[quit_ur_kiniching]

If you pay me triple my rate, I will do what I can, but don't expect a miracle. He was the only one willing to negotiate my original and subsequent contracts until recently, though I only now have remembered that.

[That GODDAMN, FUCKING &#*$@ OF A LIZARD MESSED WITH MY ILLUSTRIOUS MEMORY! HE WILL SUFFER MY WRATH FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!

Ow... oh, he's going to need to take some aspirin for that one.]

[switchaxe]

yeah that scans. fucking gramps. anyway, where are you staying?

[quit_ur_kiniching]

I have a rented house I'll be moving into. Once I've installed some of the soundproofing foam I have, Junjaw shouldn't be a problem for the neighbors.