[Good morning, it is time your monthly email from Janet! Fun!]
To: The Libra Integration Collaboration Enterprise aka "L.I.C.E." From: Janet Jodee <jjodee@zodiac.com> Subject: Job Assignment
Hello L.I.C.E.!
I would like to remind everyone that if anyone--anyone at all--has information that could help us identify the miscreant or miscreants responsible for that awful prank earlier this month, it would benefit us all to come forward! I've been told that the HR department is offering a reward of a free lunch for anyone who is able to help us find them, so please keep that in mind!
Moving on, it seems this month we will have a gate that opens into The Unknown! I have been assured that that is the correct name, how exciting! As of yet, I don't have a new mission for you from the board. However, it seems several people from the Volunteer Early Realm Exploration Team have gone missing. If you happen to see them, either out and about during your day or while exploring the gate this month, please remind them of our absence policy and have them report into HR as soon as possible.
Best, Janet Jodee Senior Public Relations Executive Manager
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