BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

Comments

[wiseoldbartender]

You're already on thin fuckin ice. You really wanna keep talking, Chuckles?

[noblerise]

We love you, too, Mildred. I'm glad you agree to this plan.

[wiseoldbartender]

I mean.

Probably not. One pasty ginger twink probably looks the same as any other.

YES! I just put some right there. Just basic ass names work!

[wiseoldbartender]

That's not my fucking point and you know it.

Look at what you started. LOOK at them! Look at this bullshit I've got to put up with now.

I'm not using Mildred.

[scourgingstars]

Lighten up, Mildred.

[wiseoldbartender]

I don't agree. I don't agree at- fucking- all. Jesus fuck what is WRONG with you people? I knew it was a mistake coming here. I KNEW it.

[crisantemo]

i know but we need a little bit of fun

and yep, i see it. i regret nothing

[ There's a pause.

A very ominous pause. ]

alright then

millie

[wiseoldbartender]

Eat a dick, Arbys.

[noblerise]

Enjoy your assignment with keeping the fae in check, Millie.

text; un: tsubaki

[kanka]

Ah, I suppose that’s true. I do thank you for your advice, Mildred-kun.

[scourgingstars]

You're no fun at all, Milly.

[wiseoldbartender]

Not at my fucking expense you don't!!!

[He doesn't like how long this pause is going on for.

Nope. No he was correct. He should have been worried.]

STOP MAKING IT WORSE.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, pretty much. I just gotta practice some of his popular songs this weekend, and I'll be all set!

Mildred is a basic name! And less obvious than John!

[wiseoldbartender]

Fido I swear to Christ, DO FUCKING NOT.

[wiseoldbartender]

I haven't had fun since 1984. Stop it.

[wiseoldbartender]

I hope you fall down a fucking hole.

[sg09r]

Got it. Thanks for the tip, Millie Purrsinger.

[wiseoldbartender]

Just strum a guitar and make 'hmm mm hmm' noises. That's all his songs are.

HOW is it less obvious than John?!

[scourgingstars]

Oh, I had lots of fun in the 80s, Millicent, you clearly missed out. Is that what's called a skill issue?

[wiseoldbartender]

YEAH YEAH, SURE. Fucking why not. Everyone hop aboard the fucking idiot train.

Choo. Fucking. Choo.

[crisantemo]

thats what happens when you're the fun police, old man

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm





nope. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[ Also she's linking this so everyone else can say it in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE. ]

[kanka]

Oh? My apologies, I was simply helping out where I thought it was necessary.

[SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE A NAME YOU HATE!!!!]

[fiddlestick]

I will not. I never phone it in when it comes to music.

[Just with anything else he's not interested in. BUT FOR MUSIC? COMMITTMENT TO THE BIT]

Because John Doe/John Smith is the classic fake name?

[wiseoldbartender]

Good for you. You want a medal? And I clearly did not. I REMEMBER the 80s, YOU remember the 80s. That was a goddamn shitshow of neon and track suits.

[Give him a minute while he Googles "Skill Issue".]

Ain't you a little old to be using tween slang? Is this how fall you've fallen, Abrys? You trying to be down with the kids?

[unreachableside]

She is.

[He knows it, too.]

It should. I don't see why it wouldn't.