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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote 2024-06-22 05:34 pm (UTC)

MISSION: FAILURE

Sometimes, you start a quest with all the hope in the world, you're confident in your abilities and pretty certain you'll come out on top. And sometimes the universe laughs at you. This is one of those days. The first resident of ghost city they find is a tricky puca who asks them to play a card game before he agrees to leave. The game is largely nonsensical - which is a shame because Leon's sharp mind works against him as he tries to apply logic to something where logic simply does not exist. They lose three rounds before the puca agrees to get out of the city "out of pity". It's only after he leaves that they realise that he picked their pockets while they were playing. Next up is helping an elf move her many, many Christmas decorations. There are boxes upon boxes of them- she's even wearing a light-up Christmas sweater. In June. She's one of those elves. Leon's light means he can carry boxes faster- but unfortunately, one of the boxes isn't sealed properly and a snowglobe with a weird-looking hospital called "St. Elsewhere" falls and breaks. The elf is inconsolable - no matter how hard Leon and Faye try, she acts like a whole world just got destroyed. Faye manages to use her emotion-sharing powers to finally get her out of her panic spiral, but the elf moodily gathers up her boxes and her broken snowglobe and stomps off to parts unknown. Finally, they come across a selkie who is refusing to leave because she spent years renovating her little home and why should she go? The pair try reasoning, telepathy and bribery to get her to leave- eventually, she starts throwing things at them to get them to leave. In their attempt to evade her, they end up knocking over a jug of water- which naturally splashes on her and changes her to her seal form. She's a lot easier to carry, screaming her seal screams this way, and they manage to get her to the boat out relatively easily- but she BITES whoever is carrying her and slips into the water at the last minute. At this point, the few residents left in ghost city have decided to actively avoid the pair - saying that they'll find their own way out, thank you.

For your failure, your clothes will smell like fried chicken for the next 48 hours.

You can determine exactly how this quest went down, and thread (or handwave it) as you please! If you decide to turn in this quest for gacha points, please reply to this comment with your thread once you have commented at least three times.

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