The pair don their ridiculous mascot costumes and with their giant wheel of cheese, they head out to Undertown to flog Fantasy Costco's wares. The dire rats are soon to follow, and so the pair have to pick up the pace, yelling about the deals the whole time, obviously. The hoverboard comes in handy, it gives them a chance to at least hover above the rats... a little, up until the point they try to hoverboard over a fountain- shame they don't work on water- as the hoverboard stops dead, the pair are thrown off it into a vendors cart of cabbages. They're quick to escape the swarm of rats, hearing only "my cabbages!!! as they go. They turn another loop and come across a group of puca trying to put up some Pride banners to give the place a little colour. Viv tries to stretch herself around it to avoid the obstacle, while Jonathan turns bat to flit around it. While they manage to save themselves from getting tangled, the wheel of cheese is less lucky. The puca are really unhappy with this, and are LESS happy when the rats descend on them. Now being cashed by the puca, the pair decide to fight. They manage to hold off the puca for a while, but unfortunately, the rats chew through the Pride banners, releasing the giant wheel of cheese which inevitably hits them like a bowling ball. The cheese now leaving a pretty solid hole in one of Undertown's walls (what is it MADE of?) and an increased number of angry Undertown residents means Jonathan and Viv decide to beat a hasty retreat back to the surface, the whole mission an abject failure.

For your failure, your favourite pair of pants or robes now have a giant hole in the rear, but you escape alive. This time.

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