The mission seems to start off pretty well. Jonathan is popular with the kids and there's enough artefact history to fill Fireren's nerdy little heart with joy for hours. It's just a shame that they don't have hours. The artefact unfortunately doesn't ping Jonathan's Hamon. The kids drag the pair around all the exhibits- taking full advantage of Jonathan being polite and wanting to learn everything from Frieren. By the time the pair get away from the kids, they find the artefact has been stolen by the diorama cowboys and Romans. They want it as a wedding gift for their respective leaders - and are not for giving it up. You would think teeny tiny people would be easy to fight, but they definitely are not. It's hard to hit something so small and fast when you're primed to battle... well, people-sized beings. At some point, Jonathan will find himself tied to the little model railway line to be threatened with a train (hilariously, regardless of if he is in human or bat form, they don't seem to grasp how little of a threat this actually is) while they pelt Frieren with tiny burning ballista. Eventually, they are both captured and put in a corner where they can watch the weird little marriage between the cowboy and the Roman diorama people. The teachers will find them later, and are definitely unimpressed by this story of crazy little people and the love between a cowboy and a Roman. The pair might have lost, but love won and doesn't that matter more?

For your failure, you get A sticker that says "you tried" and one of those sticky slappy hand things.

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