Undertown is awash with cursed bags, there's a pretty sizeable throng of people demanding the pair's attention to get the problem resolved. Luckily, tracking them seems to not be a massive problem. Using their tracking skills and items, the pair run into a knapsack that has escaped into Corvus' TechBoi Empire, which is convinced it needs to spend all of its owner's hard-earned cash on the latest Super Cool Avatar. Unfortunately, Corvus hasn't quite got the hang of it and the "Avatar" is just a picture of a fat cat on a napkin (original character do not steal). Lucy steps in, using her celebrity status and radio personality skills to convince the knapsack it really doesn't want to become a poor man's techboi. Luckily, Paisley Park is on hand and that seems a MUCH better thing to spend money on. Even if the pair explain that they can't... actually sell Paisley- the knapsack states it only wants to buy her PICTURE. One of a kind!!! This is the only way to really... deal with this and not have the knapsack spend all the owner's money on a goddamn cat picture on a napkin. So they agree to a picture. They find the owner to return the money and the talking knapsack- the owner is pretty pleased with the picture though and keeps it with him.

For your (only just) success, you get $2000 and a Loungefly bag of your choice. In a week they will notice off-design pictures of Paisley dotted around online selling for ridiculous figures. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

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