By the time Gil and Vergil get to the sword, there is already a pretty sizeable crowd there. A bodybuilder who is more pecks than head is trying to pull the sword out of the stone- in all his vein-popping glory. It definitely isn't budging, no matter how many gorilla noises he makes. As Vergil and Gil come forward to try and take their turn, they are accosted by a bunch of nerds- who are the Knights of the Round Table reenactor group. The one designated their "Arthur" - a skinny teenager with acne and braces - tells them in a terrible British accent that he is 2 and a quarter-thirds Welsh on his mother's side and as such he is the one true king and the ONLY one who has a right to the sword. Gil gets his chance to fistfight this loser- his "Galahad" is pretty hefty, but honestly these guys only play fight- they've never been in an actual for realises fight in their entire lives. While Gil is dealing with the nerds, it should be pretty easy for Vergil to just shove the bodybuilder out of the way and access devil trigger to get to the sword- the normies really don't understand what happened and some start getting their phones out to film this while talking about his "costume" and how he got the pyrotechnics to be so BLUE. Between Gil and Vergil, they should be able to free the sword. Gil will have to deal with reenactment nerds occasionally trying to get him to fight a REMATCH (Arthur keeps calling him Mordred which is probably horrifically insulting) while Vergil will keep getting invites to various comic cons in the city. But hey- they... they got a useless sword out of it?
For your success, you get $1000 and you receive a group photo with your party, the sword, and the Arthurian people. You also get a plain steel sword. With the enchantment on it broken, it's basically useless, but we have a sword hoarder so maybe Vergil counts this as a win anyway.
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MISSION: SUCCESS
For your success, you get $1000 and you receive a group photo with your party, the sword, and the Arthurian people. You also get a plain steel sword. With the enchantment on it broken, it's basically useless, but we have a sword hoarder so maybe Vergil counts this as a win anyway.
You can determine exactly how this quest went down, and thread (or handwave it) as you please! If you decide to turn in this quest for gacha points, please reply to this comment with your thread once you have commented at least three times.