I remember telling somebody that my hair had changed color on the same day that I got the stupid app.

[That's definitely less than a month. But, to be fair, it's also less weird and less awful than any of the more-recent stuff.]

Also, I forgot to mention it then, but my eyes changed color too. They used to be gray. [And now they're pink. The same pink as the dragon head, even. Is that just coincidence or does it mean something?]