BLACK ORDER GROUP CHAT [BLACK ORDER MEMBERS ONLY] v.2

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The Black Order: Kaisou Team
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2023 chat

[OOC: this is a catch-all group chat for the Black Order members to use however they'd like. This chat is open ONLY to Black Order members and is not actually part of the Libra app (but their own separate network). ]

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[fiddlestick]

Ok Mildred.

[wiseoldbartender]

I'M SIXTY TWO YOU LITTLE FUCK!

And yes?? What, you think anyone over the age of thirty lived in some kinda fuckin' stasis bubble where we didn't see shit going on around us? I remember when Gundam first AIRED.

[wiseoldbartender]

Sweet merciful Christ, not you too.

Fuckin' quit it.

[wiseoldbartender]

I don't know.

Are you gonna stop calling me Mildred?

And all variations of it?

That really does make a huge fucking difference in if you're my favourite or not.

[wiseoldbartender]

✔️ Read

[wiseoldbartender]

Zhongli is in a whole other dimension. I don't think it's actually possible for anyone else to be THAT outdated. I'm not 100% convinced he knows how electricity works.

[scourgingstars]

Oh, not a chance. I really don't know how he functions.

[adtendo]

What do you mean? With the fae in our midst, it would be dangerous to use our real names, no?

I couldn’t bare the thought of getting my coworker kidnapped because I used the wrong name.

[unreachableside]

[When you're in your twenties, 80 and 62 feel like the same age.]

Huh. What did you think? They've remade and remastered it a few times since then. Did you ever see Turn A?

[BLADE]

[fiddlestick]

Yeeep. The zoomies and everything.

I take a potion to help keep it in check so it doesn't happen all the time, it's still enough of a pain that the Fae are the last folk I wanna interact with again.

un: tsubaki, text

[kanka]

Fake names always seem to be the most difficult part in something like this. I can recall a few nicknames from my past life that could be suitable here, depending on what's going to happen.

I'm tempted to use 'Yashiro rascal' simply because it's a fond one I remember.

[AYATO FUCKING DO NOT.]

[kanka]

I've no idea what you're implying, Mildred-kun.

[HE ABSOLUTELY DOES AND HE'S BEING A SHIT ABOUT IT.]

[crisantemo]

[ FIRST BLADE NOW YOU. ]

i mean

that would work

but its also not really much of a name

[crisantemo]

[ ...

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i mean

i can

but i think the name has stuck now. you may have to accept it

[ She says. As if this isn't all her fault in the first place. Terrible child. ]

[crisantemo]

well, there's also 'dagger'. that might be a little more appropriate for you but...
blade is just able to make it work for him. lets scrape the weapons name idea

i dunno about 'red', though. if we're going by things that represent us, maybe 'luna' might be better for me. and 'loot goblin' for you

[ Terrible.

And she can't help but smile a little, as he tells her about the shadows. ]

well i do think they're very cute here too. but you're right, didn't you get tank not too long after arriving here?

though in the event any of them show up, make sure to tell me asap. i would like to meet them

[crisantemo]

[ LAPIS GETS IT. A woman of many aliases.... ]

true, you do have that quality that lets you wear all sorts of things with ease

and not yet. i've gotten a few ideas, but i'm not really sure. i considered 'lazuli' since my name is lapis, but thats too close i think

[kanka]

Hm, that would be the proper term, wouldn't it?

[Why are you like this, Ayato.]

Of course, I can get in touch with him easily. When I hear back, I'll update on how receptive POKEGO was.

[kanka]

It could certainly be a fun approach to not giving the truth to the fae. They'd probably make a game out of it. [AYATO, NO.] I suppose you do have a point, however.

[This comes about six or seven minutes later:]

What about "Thoma?"

[wiseoldbartender]

Candles probably. An absolute fuck ton of candles.

[wiseoldbartender]

It would but I am not going by fucking Mildred, Millie or ANY variations of that fucking name.

YOU CAN USE ANY OTHER NAME KAFKA. Literally any other fucking name!!

[He will regret this. ]

[adtendo]

[he will]

Whatever you say

Rum Tum Tugger

1/2

[wiseoldbartender]

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2/2

[wiseoldbartender]

Is that from FUCKING Cats?

[adtendo]

So you’ve seen it, then.

Would you prefer “Mister Mistoffelees?”

[wiseoldbartender]

I mean. Shit.

If you're gonna pick one at least pick the magician one??