You received a Dad Jokes Calendar! Every day, you will get to read a new dad joke of questionable quality.
And
You received a Low Quality Chocolate Calendar! It's a classic advent calendar that's full of chocolate. Unfortunately, it's the really cheap chocolate and some of it has clearly been melted and refrozen.
Purchase Approved!
When your character opens their grab bag, they will find:
As for Advent Calendars:
You received a Dad Jokes Calendar! Every day, you will get to read a new dad joke of questionable quality.
And
You received a Low Quality Chocolate Calendar! It's a classic advent calendar that's full of chocolate. Unfortunately, it's the really cheap chocolate and some of it has clearly been melted and refrozen.